围城效应 12句俏皮话为你解析何为婚姻

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This week, HuffPost Weddings highlighted a handful of tweets that summed up the marriage experience.
本周，赫芬顿邮报婚礼专栏为大家带来了一系列推文，总结了婚姻生活经历。
"Turns out, marriage is mostly just walking behind your wife carrying heavy things," one tweeter mused. "Marriage is essentially agreeing to share 50 percent of your ice cream forever," another lamented.“
看起来，婚姻似乎就是跟在老婆后面帮着提重物的苦力。”一个推客若有所思的说。“婚姻就是原则上你同意永久地将冰激凌分一半给另一方。”另一位痛惜地说道。
The roundup was pithy and sweet, but let's be honest here: Married life can be a lot rougher than having to go halfsies on a bowl of rocky road.
这些摘要简洁有力又不失可爱，但是我们需要正视的是：婚姻生活远比想象中的俩人分担付生活费要复杂艰难的多。
Below, 12 tweets that perfectly capture what married life is really like in less than 140 characters.
下面12个推文用少于140个字完美的捕捉到了婚姻生活的真谛。



1. Marriage is like a public toilet.Those waiting outside are desperate to get in.Those inside are desperate to get out.
婚姻犹如一个公共厕所。没有进去的人迫不及待的想要冲进去。而进去的人又迫不及待地想出来。
— Stephanie Robinson (@adhesivesquish) April 30, 2015


2. Marriage:is like going to a restaurant. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
婚姻，犹如去餐馆吃饭。你点了你想要吃的，但当你看到旁边人点的菜后，你又想要他点的菜。
— Susie Creamcheese (@LunaticOnEdge) June 3, 2010


3. Marriage is like waiting in line for a ride at an amusement park. You spend 99% of the time pissed off for 1% of intense pleasure.
婚姻犹如在游乐场排队等着玩。你花费了99%的时间在排队生气，而真正快乐消遣的时光只有1%。
— busty&blunt (@attsmcjay) April 15, 2015


4. Marriage is like deleting all the apps on your phone except one.
婚姻犹如将你手机上所有的APP都删除而唯有一款是不能删的。
— Haider (@LeMeHaider) April 2, 2015


5. Marriage is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
婚姻犹如玩桥牌。如果你没有好的队友，那就期待有手好牌吧。
— Dustin Not Hoffman (@Epicdaddy) April 27, 2015


6. Marriage is like a constant struggle to solve a jigsaw puzzle whose pieces keep on changing shapes every minute.
婚姻犹如一场持续不停的智力拼图游戏，你费尽心思地想要拼好它，却发现所有的拼图分分钟不停的在变形状。
— TD (@ttrinadasgupta) April 19, 2015


7. Marriage is like a video game.Starts off easy, then gets harder, and eventually you go online and find a way to cheat.
婚姻就是一场电子游戏。开始很简单，慢慢的开始变难，渐渐地你就开始上瘾并最终发现作弊的奥秘。
— Chris Burns (@OneFunnyBastard) April 3, 2015


8. Marriage is like playing Monopoly. It starts out as fun, gets a little boring, then someone steals money from the bank and no one ever wins.
婚姻犹如玩地产大亨游戏。刚开始挺有趣，慢慢的开始变得无聊，然后你突然发现有人从银行偷走了钱，这下谁也赢不了了。
— Roma Lott (@Roma_Lott) April 7, 2015


9. Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute if you want to know what marriage is like.
如果你想知道婚姻是什么样子的，把你日常交通工具的导航声音开到最大你就知道了。
— Jennifer Chambers (@JenniTheUs) April 20, 2015


10. A bad #marriage is like a horrible job.You are happy to have one but always look out for other options.
一段糟糕的婚姻犹如一个糟糕的工作。你很乐于有份工作但是你会不停的寻找其它选择。
— lovetto nazareth (@lovettonazareth) April 15, 2015


11. Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.
婚姻犹如午夜凶铃：首先听到玲响，然后你醒了。
— YourTango Experts (@YTExperts) February 16, 2010


12. Marriage is like a beanbag; comfortable for a while then bloody difficult to get out of.
婚姻就像一个懒人沙发；刚开始坐进去很舒服，然后你发现想要出来很困难。
— Winter Foenander (@ComedyDefect) April 13, 2015